Top 10 funny phrases for custom t-shirts
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Personalized T-shirts are a fun and creative way to show personality, celebrate a moment, or bring smiles. If you're looking for inspiration to create your own, the Newstarz team has prepared a list of the 10 funniest phrases to stylishly print on your shirt.
😄 Top 10 phrases for funny t-shirts
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"I'm only here for the food."
Ideal for parties, barbecues, or group dinners. -
“Algarve vibes & zero stress.”
Perfect for tourists and lovers of southern Portugal. -
"I'm not late, I was customized."
For those who always arrive on time... in style. -
"I drank. I danced. I don't remember."
A classic for bachelor/bachelorette parties or epic nights. -
"Limited edition. There's nothing like it."
A powerful phrase to highlight what makes us unique. -
"Coffee, sun, and more coffee."
For caffeine addicts and those who love a good morning. -
"I went to the Algarve and all I received was this gift."
A fun souvenir for tourists. -
"Work? Only if it's for Newstarz."
(or customizable with another name — ideal for businesses!) -
"T-shirt washed with Monday tears."
For those who live Sundays to the fullest. -
"It's not just a t-shirt. It's an attitude."
And this… is a Newstarz subscription. 😎
Customize it your way.
These sentences are just the starting point! You can:
🖋️ Create your own
📍 Include names, dates, locations
🎨 Add icons, drawings, or symbols that represent the group or the moment.
At Newstarz , we design with you and print everything locally in Portimão , using high-quality DTF technology.
How to order?
📩 Send your phrase (or idea) to: geral@newstarz.pt
👕 Choose the type of T-shirt and color or products (mugs, tote bags, aluminum plates, bottles, etc.)
🎨 You will receive a mockup for approval.
🚚 Fast delivery throughout Brazil
Conclusion
A funny phrase on a t-shirt or other product can transform a simple piece of fabric into a memorable keepsake. Whether as a gift, for a group, or just for yourself — count on Newstarz to create something unique.